
Bloodstock festival review: part III
Bands: Foetal Juice, Divine Chaos, Agrona, Svalbard, Dog Tired, Acid Reign, Primitai, Venom Prison, Shrapnel, Raging Speedhorn, Elder Druid, Evile, Colpocleisis, Conan, Devin Townsend, Napalm Death
Friday, the first full day, feels like where bloodstock really gets into the swing, with all stages now open it made for a very hectic day dashing between the tents and stages. The main and impressive Ronnie James Dio stage being the main draw for the first band of the day. That is where I headed first to get stuck in and near the front.
Getting close and up personal for the opening band, Manchester’s brutal metallers Foetal Juice. They have a strange connection with me and the first Bloodstock I went to in 2012, having picked up one of their demo CDr’s there. That got me immediately hooked to their sound. A dirty and squishy brand of death metal that strays close to crusty edges of goregrind/grindcore. Although starting off with a terrible mix (basically all drums!) the band opened the stage with gusto, providing some strong and intimidating death metal to an enthused audience. New-ish burly front-man Derek Carley brings a heaps charisma and strong deep-growls, complimented by grinding and grooving riffs on a bed of blast-beats. A most excellent way to start the day. [7/10] f/FoetalJuice
Next and taking full advantage of the huge stage was Divine Chaos, that felt extremely fresh and ready to bring the mosh! Another band with a line-up change/overhaul (since last time I’d seen them) as they are now fronted by the striking Jut Tabor (from Bournemouth’s FuryBorn) whose presence certainly had upped their impact. The middle of the road melodic death/thrash they play was extremely enjoyable and very mosh-worthy, if not a little on the predictable side. The formula works, and quickly got the crowd through all the correct motions, breakdowns, and circle-pit inducing grooves. [7/10] f/divinechaosband
One of the bands I really wanted to catch, due in part to the lack of black metal on the bill, was Agrona from Wales. This female-fronted black metal act did not give the best impression when I came into the Sophie tent, with vocalist Adara giving a cave-dwelling howls over a the typical krieg riffage. My heart sank as I thought this might be going down the well-trodden laughable side of grim black metal. This quickly turned around as their skilled riffing and tight grasp of the black arts quickly lulled me into their graces. Their death metal influenced demonic tones seduced me to their party. Progressive tinkering placed into their subtle guitar-work and maelstrom method of raising hellfire and glory in the mosh pits really fired up the audience and turned out a fleshed out and dynamic performance. The wailing, shrieking, and demonic screaming style of lead vocals as well as her theatrical persona really turned this around for me as I got stuck in and got awesome photos (see below.) My blackened heart is rarely this over-satisfied with live black metal. [8/10] f/agronaband

From the slightly underground extreme metal to something much more mainstream and arguably more listenable (enough for my wife to enjoy a tune). Svalbard from Bristol were in full swing by the time I got to the right spot in crowd at the Dio stage. A band that has quickly gained a lot of good press and industry whack for their interesting fusion of sounds, staunch moral stances, and appealing live shows. But was this another success in the field? Apparently yes! The floating and dynamic hardcore blend crosses easily with soothing blackgaze as their set swept over delighted the crowd. Their reputation more than fulfilled in the ears and the soul. Majestic shifts from punky-hardcore flavours to metallic and blackened tones, made effortless from this talented band. A top shelf set from the main stage, well saluted by the audience. [8/10] f/svalbarduk
As a part of my internal mission as a Scottish metalhead, my ambition was to catch every Scottish band on the bill and show my support. Fate, though would not have it that way, as clashes dashed my hopes of seeing full sets for each. Falling victim to this shuffle was Penicuik’s finest Dog Tired. A dominant pit-hungry band that are well documented in this blog, (I’m even doing a discography review). Their strengths in the riff are well archived and has brought them many a fan, helping to raise them from a tiny New Blood act to titans on the Sophie stage in very little time. Its here where they seem most at home, in front of an large enthused audience who where begging for the huge riffs they provide my the ton. A monster of a set, its a pity I couldn’t see it all. [7/10] f/dogtiredmetal
Acid Reign brought the vibes from Lawnmower Deth to the main stage, bringing all the party atmosphere with all the flying inflatables to match. With front-man H doing all he can to break as many health and safety rules as possible and giving his insurance a heart-attack, by going nuts on stage. The toxic waltzing thrash the band produced (after quite a bit of “technical issues” delays), was straight to the point and extremely fun. It even got me crowd surfing for the first time in a decade, making up for chickening out on doing so at Lords of the Land 2017 gig. Admittedly with all the excitement and alcohol in my system by this point my brain seem to have lost a bit of memory from this. Not to worry though, as I’ll be seeing them again really soon at Hordes X to make up for it. [7/10]
In need of lunch break and a good sit-down I saw most of Primitai’s set from a sitting/lying position in the Sophie tent. This mob of rock n rollers from Berkshire, actually suited this vantage point quite nicely. Filling the air with a quite chill atmosphere. The softer sound of their classic metal/half-thrash was enjoyable if a little cheesy, poking to towards a few cliches. But carried very well in a authentic air, and as their strong talents made for a pleasant head-nodding set of songs that praised the ear, filling the brain with joy as I fill my belly with noodles. [7/10] f/primitai
Getting another great vantage point at the front for Venom Prison, who raised hell in a quick burst. Having seen these guys and gals in London (2017) just at the beginning of their hype wave, and comparing them now. What a huge progression they’ve made in just a short time. Their spirit, and their tunes are outstanding in their impact, while making their striking and impressive presence on the big stage. Gone are the days where the silver haired Larissa (vocals) would make death-stares into crowd and appear unwilling to be there. On stage was a much more mature group who brought fierce death and hardcore infused songs that didn’t require additional prompting to get the mob go nuts in the pit. Putting out strong doses of destructive death thrash riffs that clashed and combined with a hardcore punk attitude and speed that refreshed my soul. The best set from the main stage so far. [9/10]
Sharpnel were next in the Sophie and there is nothing quite like thrash metal to boost the energy level of any gig and this top-shelf thrash act are masters at this art. Diving headfirst back into the pit before crowd-surfing with some regrettable results (I just kept loosing shit out my pockets). Storming high energy heavy riffing and merciless stomping drum speed, what else do you really need for some simple thrash thrills and decadent moshing. [8/10] f/ShrapnelOfficial
Kicking of their set with a Queen cover/intro of “We will rock you” before exploding into the clasic “Fuck the Voodoo Man” sludge-miesters Raging Speedhorn felt unstoppable on stage as they ploughed out tune after sick tune of memorable stoner-sludge rock n metal. This band, though beginning in the 2000’s nu metal boom, has far out-grown their roots and humble past. Ever since reforming they are forging into a new reclaimed path that has only made stronger and eager to please. Please they certainly did with an epic set of tunes from back and forth of their catalogue that no doubt garnered them some more new followers and fans. [8/10]
On my intoxicated wanderings when I really should have taking in more of the bands I came around at the New Blood. Where a band (later discovered to be stoner-doomers Elder Druid) that was deploying some heroic symmetry with twin bassists on stage. I would give more detail of their sound but, I literally only heard the very final note of their set, and an extremely hearty applause. Notable none the less. [?/10] f/elderdruidband
Returning to the thrash vibes in the Sophie came new-school thrashers Evile. With the sudden exit of long-tine vocalist Matt from the line-up bring forth some changes to their sound. As suddenly promoted Ol Drake vocal range is not quite a high as his brothers Matt‘s was, their set-list had to be adapted. Causing them to only play only their most savage songs. Ol Drake by far proved himself in the delivery and attitude that it seem that the band was always this way. Pumping out a solid stream of modern-day new school thrash classics and pit -pleasing tunes. With energy levels again boosted I was circle-pit-bound in no time before almost dying crowd-surfing, again. Losing more of my stuff to the madness, but gaining a huge clump of someones hair attached my spikes (ouch, and sorry to who ever that was). Not disheartened, but thoroughly shagged out, this amazing and glorious set is one i’ll certainly not forget in a hurry. [8/10]
Heading to the New Blood for a under-represented sub-genre: Slam. Since we were losing Party Cannon due to Covid the number of slam acts halved suddenly. So taking up the slack was this mouthful of band Colpocleisis (named after some kind of vaginal operation). These burly bunch of scousers are heavy in more ways than one. Cranking out some stonking slams that are frankly monstrously thick, simplistic and disgusting. This kind of slam though, is, despite what some of their merch says, is all cave-man slam to the 10th degree. Primitive, bruising, and neanderthalic, but by Jesus it was effective in its single purpose. Colpocleisis could of easily been heaviest band on the festival bill if wasn’t for who followed them. [7/10] f/colpocleisis
Doom-sludge masters Conan, were frankly uncompromising here and deathly devastating to the ears and souls of all those brave metallers in the Sophie. A monstrous sound that felt like it was summoning Cthulhu on the back of a the mighty Leviathan straight from the depths of the ocean. This trio, yes trio, was completely crushing us all with all three of its legs. Monolithic dooming guitar riffs wrapped in a tone you can feel in your teeth swamped in from the stage with gravitational bass pluses. Echoing and extremely piecing screams and yells of pain stabbed the brain. While earth shaking drums tremor-ed the ground and weakened bone. Wow just wow! [9/10]
The sky darkened by this point, and in time for the first of the main Dio stage headliner Devin Townsend. Playing a very special “by request” set of song picked by the fans, Devin got straight to work pumping out fan-favourites. Notably a lot of Strapping Young Lads songs (“Love?” and “Detox” being the strongest and clearest highlights) made the cut along with some of his heaviest songs from his discography. This did not go unnoticed by the man himself as he commented about the effort needed playing those numbers. A brilliant entertainer through and through, He charmed the audience with his pure charisma, dorkish personality and right amount of dick jokes and dirty humour.
As a musician he is one of the most versatile artists out there, in songwriting, and performance, and this was pretty much an immaculate replica of their CD sound. Although he did manage to fuck up one of his songs. causing a possibly intentional break and skidding halt for him to recover from easily by turning it into a joke. Some of the of the songs her played by his own omission are incredibly cheesy and absurd. Such as when he pulled out on stage a full gospel choir for “Spirits Will Collide” as well as wildlife in form of a costumed gorilla and elephant to sing a song of unity and universal love.
This lead to Devin possibly upstaged by the elephant as it remained on stage as for last few songs, as the crowd bitterly protested it being forced to leave the stage. So it remained on stage, dancing jumping and head banging stiffly to next few songs. This was a great and extremely fun set to witness, even as a non-Devin-fan as myself. Simply brilliant.[8/10]
Next in the now tiny feeling Sophie tent, that was quickly choca in little time, came the furious and legendary Napalm Death who wasted no fucking time in getting stuck in (as time waits for no slave). Barrages and volleys of brutal death-grind were fired out quickly and extremely efficiently as they battered through their lengthy set-list of grindcore excellence. Rolling and thundering bass, speedy blasting drums and death metal riffage torn forward to another manic crowd set in the darkness. Barney’s extreme energy was polar opposite to how I was feeling with my tiredness biting in. Bitterly disappointed with my laughable stamina level of late, I ended up crashing early into Napalm Death’s gruelling and extreme set. [8/10]









