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Bands: Lordi, Babymetal, Sabaton
Despite a very eventful year for gigs, so far, most of the bands I’ve seen have all been on the underground/minuscule side of the spectrum. But now it was time for my biggest gig of the year regarding audience size as I made my way like thousands of others into the Glasgow Hydro‘s epic arena space for an epic night of metal and steel.
Marking my first return to the biblically large space that once held the hordes for the Legendary Slayer, it was quite the contrast in crowds between the calm demeanor of the power metal fans that packed the room. This time the metal monsters were on stage in the form of Finnish monster-mash Lordi who started the music in a sinister and creepy vein.
The larger-than-life costumed act is famous monsters the world over ever since they claimed a victory for hard rock at a certain European competition. Lordi has commanded larger and larger stages mostly to accommodate their enormous costumes, characters, and growing ambitions. However, in the Hydro, it seems that Mr. Lordi and his ghouls were caught on the backfoot slightly, playing much as the underdog in the line-up of much heavier and metallic leaning acts.
Through playing to their strengths their anthemic songs, uber-cheesy cheap horror movie vibes all made for an amusing set that screamed more Cooper than Gwar in intensity level. Some tracks sweeping as soft as glam rock such as “Would You Love a Monsterman?” lacked a particular bite. While other with medium cuts like “Devil Is a Loser” it seem that Lordi was only just stretching their metaphorical (and literal) wings just at was time for them to close their set leaving chan chants of “Hard Rock Hallelujah” to ring out on great warm-up for the night’s music. [7/10]
From one massive gimmick act to another the next band, Baby Metal has the largest controversy hanging over them ever since their inception. The inventors of “Kawaii metal” (Dumb name) have been boiling the blood of many an elitist for some time for daring to give the global metal scene the shake that it desperately needed. Their fusion of J-pop cuteness, manufactured commercialism, and modern metal heaviness has stirred many a debate about the meaning and nature of metal. But I was not in the thick of a crowd to think of any of that moment. My goal was to be entertained in whatever form that takes and as the Idol Metal (a better name) giants belted out their hype track “BABYMETAL DEATH” the energy in the room multiplied immensely, followed by a strong desire to get into the pit as soon a possible.
Pit-bound as was I had taken little notice of the choreographed dance routes on stage and focused purely on the heavy music they blasted out from the anonymous Kami Band. As much as you can criticize the manufactured nature of the sickly sweet poppy side of the trio of relatives youngsters on stage voices, what is often overlooked is underneath/behind them is a group of well-versed and skilled musicians who know how to play. Ranging between unabashedly cheesy power metal licks and speed, to modern deathcore-djent bounces made quick work at getting the pit magic happening.
As repeated laps of the circle pit racked up it only seemed to get wilder and wider before reaching fever pitch through the infantile joy of “Gimme Chocolate” before breaking into the Dragonforce emulating “Road to Resistance” It was clear that this room (myself included) could not be helped but revel in the unashamed glory of this silly, yet highly effective, high energy metal magic! [8/10]
Onward on to the main event, the unstoppable Swedes of Sabaton the bringer of war-themed metal. Taking me right back to virus-ridden days of getting my music online from Kazza and other pestilent sites, Sabaton is one of those early bands that I have always kept my eye/ear on. Their first 2 albums “Primo Victoria” & “Attero Dominatus” are some of my all-time favorite records that have endured long past my power metal phase to today. Although it was not until I saw them live and decisively upstage Dragonforce as a support act, that it truly hit home how much of an awesome act they were, and here was another opportunity to impress me further.
Starting with a literal bang, the explosive pyro-backed opening salvo “Ghost Division” hit hard like a tank blast providing the peak Sabaton sound. Keyboard-led catchy synth riffs, melodic yet thumping guitar work, and thundering drums all wrapped with sing-along style vocal lines that instantly catch the audience and lead me again pit-ward. Reaching the battleground just in time for them to unleash a special treat, an old cut from the first album the extremely thrashy “Into the Fire” which went down swimmingly with the bonkers Glasgow crowd. Fully aware of their crowd’s needs it made perfect sense for “Blood of Bannockburn” to be played even if it was off-theme of the tour.
That theme of the horrors of World War One that they have stretched 2 full lengths out of (with plenty more horrors remaining) provided plenty of room for visual theatrics and imagery as the heavily barb-wired decorated stage and battle tank drum stage was backed dropped by huge screens visualizing the subjects of their history heavy songs. The touching tribute to Lemmy, Motorhead, and the forgotten young dead of WWI in “1916”, solemnly played with a lone army drummer on stage gathered rows of swaying arm-in-arm pit brothers to lay down their arms briefly. The likewise ballad of the out-of-season ”Christmas Truce” brought forward a pub piano to the stage, but more importantly for the sweaty masses, fresh snow rained down to some visible relief. Their whole set was littered with these added onstage elements that enhanced the visuals massively, although my eyes stayed mostly for the pit action ahead.
Admittedly Sabaton is one of my favorite bands for power metal, but they have slipped off my radar of late as falling slightly short of greatness and irking toward the complacency in their later material. I cite here some lackluster/less memorable material of late, some ridiculous rhyming schemes (“Verdun” and “Soldier of Heaven” being particularly grim). However, based on this fantastic performance it was more than enough for me to get back aboard ship and fight once again alongside this mighty band of metal warriors once more. [8/10]








